True Friendship

To my darling wife Yar,

I did not write this but so many things are so true in it, I just had to share it with you!

1. When you are sad, I will jump on the person  who made you sad like a spider monkey  jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!

2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you’re scared, we will high tail it out of here.

5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!!

6. When you are confused, I will use little words.

7. When you are sick, stay away from me until you are well again. I don’t want whatever you have….

8. When you fall, I’ll pick you up and dust you off–After I laugh my rear off!!

9. This is my oath….I pledge it to the end.

‘Why?’ you may ask; — because you are my FRIEND!

Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only YOU can feel the true warmth.

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About raynhalfpint

Webster's defines addiction as "surrendering oneself to something obsessively or habitually."
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